I got a postcard from Ellipses’ vet today, reminding me that he is due for some booster shots. On the postcard, they refer to him as Ellipses 6872—which for some reason reminds me of an email address.

Which gave me the idea that maybe I should give Ellipses his own email account.

And maybe he could give advice.

“Ask Ellipses.”

Maybe he needs his own MySpace.

Have I taken cat ownership too far yet? Just thinking about these things?