Right now I’m really regretting that I wasn’t a dance major. I love dancing! Why didn’t I do more of it when I was a real college student? Why didn’t I pay the University of Minnesota money to teach me how to dance better? I’m really going to think through my bad degree-seeking decisions tonight.

Because who doesn’t want to learn how to ballroom dance? No one doesn’t! I should’ve learned ballroom dance for the many people who are/were also not dance majors in college!