Do you know how many times I could have taken a photo with Tom the Leprechaun? TWICE! Do you know how many times I let this opportunity slide right by? Yeah, you do.

I forgot how awesome Rollergirls are. I still wanna be one. Maybe I’ll buy some skates and practice at the Metrodome for next season. Because as I discovered tonight at O’Gara’s, I am awesome at shoving people without remorse.