i’m not sure how old i was, maybe 6 or 7? i had a huuuuge crush on this cute boy named jon, so one day at day care, during sesame street, i managed to trap him in a corner and i planted a big smooch on his face.

he did not like this.

i don’t remember what happened afterward. did i faint from happiness? did i get in trouble? who knows.

i think it’s hilarious.

what kind of photos best accompanies this memory? i don’t think i have one. i’m tired of being sick, by the way. can i go to bed now?